Friday, June 13, 2014

An elderly woman goes into a lawyer's office. 

"I need your help in arranging a divorce." 

"A divorce? "Tell me, how old are you?" 

"I'm eighty-four." 

"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?" 

"My husband is eighty-seven." 

"My, my, and how long have you been married?" 

"Next September will be sixty-two years." 

"Married sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?" 

"Because ... enough is enough."

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