The helium balloon business is reaching new heights. Customers speak highly of it. #lamejoke

Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food was surreal. #lamejoke

At the ranch, I heard a foal neigh and thought it might be sick. They told me that it was just a little horse. #lamejoke

Where's the programmer? He went data way. #lamejoke

Not everyone can be deceptive. There's a trick to it. #lamejoke

Anakin Skywalker was arrested while driving a cab. He was a taxi Vader. #lamejoke

To help Joey lose weight, the doctor recommended a glutton-free diet. #lamejoke

No one ever lined up for queuecumbers. #lamejoke

The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked that he was not a fan of Czar chasm. #lamejoke

I can’t stand rabid bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague. #lamejoke

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing. #lamejoke

Write a blog? I'm not a post to that. #lamejoke

I decided to make my own furniture. Sofa it's going well. #lamejoke

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving. #lamejoke

Back in college we were having a biology lecture about Pavlov's dog. We laughed and we laughed, then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria. #lamejoke