Monday, May 21, 2018

When I was a kid, I tried to eat a yoyo, but it wouldn't stay down. It kept coming up on me. #lamejoke

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Joey asked the flight attendant if he could switch seats as he was next to a screaming baby. Apparently you are not allowed to do that if the child is yours. #lamejoke

Saturday, May 19, 2018

I just bought a bottle of liquid plumber to unclog my bathtub. Well, here goes $7.00 down the drain. #lamejoke

Friday, May 18, 2018

Time flies when you’re having fun. Measure spiders when you’re not. #lamejoke

Thursday, May 17, 2018

My friend is really frustrated that he has to use a stair chair lift because of his age. It’s driving him up the wall. #lamejoke

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Sometimes, when houses have personality disorders, they develop attic. #lamejoke

Monday, May 14, 2018

Beware of lumberjacks bearing dull tools. They usually have an axe to grind. #lamejoke
The homeless man got into politics because he wanted change. #lamejoke

Saturday, May 12, 2018

The ending to the E. coli outbreak romaines to be seen…. #lamejoke
Are you tired after work? There's a nap for that. #lamejoke

Thursday, May 10, 2018

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. #lamejoke

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Quit my job at the helium factory today. I'm not gonna be spoken to in that tone of voice. #lamejoke

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Monday, May 7, 2018

Sunday, May 6, 2018

A group of astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. #lamejoke