What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Thursday, July 20, 2017
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
Imagine a civilization made up of only bedroom furniture - bed frames, nightstands, drawers etc.
One day, this beautiful dresser fell down and couldn't get up. "Help help help!" the dresser cried.
Then suddenly, this mysterious, strong piece of furniture came to her and helped her up.
She said, "Thank you! You are my knight in shining armoire."
Monday, July 17, 2017
Sunday, July 16, 2017
Saturday, July 15, 2017
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while, she slowly started to tilt over to her other side.The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?”
“It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”