What did the lazy anesthesiologist say before surgery?
Knock yourself out.
Friday, February 9, 2018
A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
Sitting in front of the doctor, he explained that no one was willing to hire him unless he had use of both arms.
The problem was that, until he could get a job, he wouldn't be able to pay for a prosthetic.
"I'm desperate, Doc. Could you lend me a hand?"
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Friday, September 1, 2017
So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention. They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks.
The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite? Cinnabar or cassiterite?"
The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."