Which animal is the best at barbecuing?
Saturday, September 16, 2017
Friday, September 1, 2017
So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention. They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks.
The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite? Cinnabar or cassiterite?"
The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
Monday, August 28, 2017
Sunday, August 27, 2017
A friend called me last night, quite confused, to say a couple of sausages hit him on the head on the way home from the pub.
"That's nothing!" I replied. "I got hit by four steaks, two pork chops and a leg of lamb."
"What could it be?" he asked.
"I'm not sure, but mine was definitely a meatier shower!"