Thursday, April 19, 2018

My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow. It's wheelie cool. #lamejoke

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Joey's son ate a lot of alphabet soup yesterday at school. He came home complaining of vowel movements. #lamejoke

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

I sold abacuses for a living during the sixties. I was part of the counter culture. #lamejoke

Monday, April 16, 2018

A man in Wisconsin got trampled by stampeding cows. Well, that's what I herd. #lamejoke

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Joey told me that he and his wife paid $50,000 for a piece of land to build their new house on. I told him that sounded like a lot. #lamejoke

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. #lamejoke

Friday, April 13, 2018

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Just to let you know, my real name is Three. And before you say anything, I know…. it's odd. #lamejoke

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Did you know that in the last stages of a Terminator's lifetime it becomes so weak that it is only capable of killing small animals? At that point it is fired and becomes an ex-Terminator. #lamejoke

Sunday, April 8, 2018

I knew that my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers had gotten out of hand, so I quit cold turkey. #lamejoke

Saturday, April 7, 2018

If you're wondering why I post puns…. that's just how eye roll. #lamejoke

Friday, April 6, 2018

I saw an ad for low budget notice boards. Never a good sign. #lamejoke

Thursday, April 5, 2018

That little paper mask they ask you to wear at the Medical Clinic is called a coughy filter. #lamejoke
A comedian told a joke so bad that the crowd threw bread crumbs at him. He took it with a grain assault. #lamejoke

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

A couple was arguing on the stairs when, all of the sudden, they started moving. Things escalated quickly. #lamejoke