Tuesday, June 19, 2018

If you're looking for Spiderman, you can find him on the web. #lamejoke

Monday, June 18, 2018

I tried cleaning my glasses with ketchup today. In Heinz-sight, it was probably a bad idea. #lamejoke

Sunday, June 17, 2018

I was offered a free trip to Egypt if I get five people under me to also sign up. Sounds like pyramid scheme to me. #lamejoke

Saturday, June 16, 2018

My wife told me I was being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort. #lamejoke

Friday, June 15, 2018

Bicycle jokes won't impress you, but a unicycle one wheel. #lamejoke

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Invest in cod liver processing technology! Don't miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom. #lamejoke

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

A cat can't land upright if you drop it from 24 inches. It needs four feet. #lamejoke

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!" #lamejoke

Monday, June 11, 2018

This semicolon committed a crime. He was given two consecutive sentences. #lamejoke

Sunday, June 10, 2018

One of the TV networks is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln. It will be shot before a live audience. #lamejoke

Saturday, June 9, 2018

I saw a banana car today. It peeled out right in front of me. #lamejoke

Friday, June 8, 2018

Insulating a house is hard.So just try asbestos you can. #lamejoke

Thursday, June 7, 2018

If, at the end of a Scrabble game, you are stuck with the letters D and O, you'll just have to make do. #lamejoke

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

My wife bought a bunch of herbs and spices for a potpourri. Costly, but worth every scent. #lamejoke