And you thought nobody was gonna arrive to tell root vegetable jokes here, and then I turnip. #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Monday, March 25, 2024
Sunday, March 24, 2024
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Eating
If a clown comes to your house and starts eating everything in your fridge, don't get angry. It's all ingest. #lamejoke
Friday, March 22, 2024
Boulder
I discovered a really long boulder while hiking in the desert recently. It was about 1760 yards long. Must be some kind of milestone. #lamejoke
Thursday, March 21, 2024
Wednesday, March 20, 2024
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
Monday, March 18, 2024
Sunday, March 17, 2024
Insects
I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city. It’s a Rome ants novel. #lamejoke
Saturday, March 16, 2024
Friday, March 15, 2024
Pizza
The proper title for a person who makes pizza in a pizzeria? His name is Pete. Pete’s a baker. #lamejoke
Thursday, March 14, 2024
Police
Police stopped me and said, “Papers!” So I said, “ Scissors, I WIN!” and drove off. I think he wants a rematch because he’s been chasing me for 20 minutes. #lamejoke
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
Bees
I asked for twelve bees. The beekeeper gave me thirteen. When I asked him why, he said it was a freebie. #lamejoke