Why do babies come out after nine months?
Because they get so big, they run out of womb.
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So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention. They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks.
The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite? Cinnabar or cassiterite?"
The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."
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A friend called me last night, quite confused, to say a couple of sausages hit him on the head on the way home from the pub.
"That's nothing!" I replied. "I got hit by four steaks, two pork chops and a leg of lamb."
"What could it be?" he asked.
"I'm not sure, but mine was definitely a meatier shower!"