What do you call a mushroom you can take anywhere?
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Monday, May 29, 2017
Joey took his seven year old son to the zoo yesterday.
While they were walking around, he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' elephant!”
Joey was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at them. “What did you just call it?” he asked.
“It's a frickin' elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said.
And so it did: A F R I C A N Elephant.
Sunday, May 28, 2017
Saturday, May 27, 2017
One day, a boy was playing with his friends when they got into an argument.
His friend finally said, "Oh yeah! I hear your mom likes giant purple flasters!"
Confused, the young boy went home. In the kitchen, he saw his mom and he asked her, "Mom. What is a purple flaster?"
His mom blushed and got angry. "Where did you hear that? Don't ever ask me that again! If you want to know go ask your father!"
Now, really confused, the boy goes to the garage and finds his father. "Dad, I asked mom a question but she said I should talk to you. What's a purple flaster?"
His dad blushes and says, "Who told you about that.... you shouldn't be asking me that.... if you want to know about that you should go talk to Father Flanagan at the church."
So the boy jumps on his bike and rides to the church. He goes inside and finds Father Flanagan. "Father I am really confused. I asked Mom and Dad about purple flasters but they got mad and wouldn't tell me. They said I should talk to you about it."
Father Flanagan replied, "Ah, dear boy, you are too young to know about such things... come back in a year and I will tell you all about it."
So the boy, still confused, jumps on his bike and heads for home. As he crosses the street.... BAM! He gets hit by a truck.
The moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the street.