Joey's wife believes she's a satellite radio. At first, he thought she was kidding. But apparently, she's sirius. #lamejoke

With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it's easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap. #lamejoke

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. #lamejoke

Nail salons closed. Lash salons closed. Hair salons closed. Tanning salons closed. Waxing salons closed. It's about to get ugly out there. #lamejoke

Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds?!?! On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today. #lamejoke

Don't be angry with lazy people. They didn't do anything. #lamejoke