Two guys are driving along an outback road and then they drive into this small country town, driving past the local town hall they notice that there is a B&S (bachelor and spinster) ball on. 

Deciding that they'd like to go in and try their luck with the local ladies they parked their car a few blocks away and then had a look to see what they had in the way of formal clothes in their bags. They both manage to find a pair of half decent black pants, black shoes and a white shirt. 

There was a problem though as only one of the guys had brought a bow tie, all be it a little beaten up it would still do. Not really having any other options they decided to try and get past the bouncers with one of the guys missing a bow tie. 

They went up to the door and immediately the bouncer stopped them and said "No mate you can't go in... you need a bow tie," and then told them to get lost. 

They then went back to the car and tried to find something that they could use a as a bow tie. After much looking they tried using a jumper lead for the car, wrapping it around the guy's neck and making a bow out of it. 

They then proceeded back to the hall and approached the same bouncer, this time he said "Ohh, I don't know if can let you in dressed like that," to which the guy wearing the jumper lead as a bow tie said "Come on, I am only in town for the night and we are just looking for a good time," and then the bouncer said "OK...I'll let you in....just don't START anything."