Monday, December 30, 2013

A minister, driving down to New York, is stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" 

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?" 

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

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