Friday, August 16, 2013

A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple of bags of money up his behind. He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the value of the coins.

"Well", says the doctor, "I've found $1999.99 up your bowel."
  
"Hmmm", replies the patient, "That would explain why I've not been feeling too grand..."

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