This guy and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning and he said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”

She looked at him, cocked an eyebrow, and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”