Monday, March 19, 2012

The judge frowned at the robber and asked, “You admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

"Yes, your honor.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.”

The judge checked the records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

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