Breakfast

A cannibal's favorite breakfast? French toes. #lamejoke

Fragrance

Joey released his own fragrance today. Nobody in the elevator seemed to like it though... #lamejoke 

Suction

Heard they made the world's strongest suction cup. Not sure how they pulled that off. #lamejoke

Weather

Today we can expect rane, thundur, and litenin. Just a bad spell of weather. #lamejoke

Grizzly

Nine out of ten zoo dentists refuse to work on a grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There's safety in numb bears. #lamejoke