Why bats are the only animal whose poop has a special name? I really don’t guano know. #lamejoke
Friday, September 20, 2024
Thursday, September 19, 2024
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
Monday, September 16, 2024
Sunday, September 15, 2024
Ring
Bought my wife a mood ring. When she is in a good mood, it turns green. When she is in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead. #lamejoke
Saturday, September 14, 2024
Friday, September 13, 2024
Hotel
Look, I don't want to sound conceited, but, when I left the hotel, I'm pretty sure that the receptionist was checking me out. #lamejoke
Thursday, September 12, 2024
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
Olympics
I really enjoyed hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics. I love country music. #lamejoke
Monday, September 9, 2024
Sunday, September 8, 2024
Saturday, September 7, 2024
Defibrillator
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails, but when it does, nobody is shocked. #lamejoke
Friday, September 6, 2024
Thursday, September 5, 2024
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Monday, September 2, 2024
Diet
I’ve lost a lot of weight by wearing bread on my head. It’s a new loaf hat diet I’m trying #lamejoke
Sunday, September 1, 2024
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