Artist

This guy was making quite the name for himself as a portrait artist. His fees were very reasonable and the locals kept him busy. One day a stretch limo pulled up and a beautiful woman exited the car and told him, “I will gladly pay you $10,000 if you'll paint me in the nude. He had never been given such a proposal for his work. "One moment,” says he. “I will have to talk this over with my wife." Inside the house, the painter and his wife talked it over and decided it would be OK. The painter returned and said, " I will paint you in the nude but I have to leave my socks on so I have someplace to wipe my brushes." #lamejoke