How many children does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it depends on wattage they are. If they're bright enough, they can do it.

Why is origami television so expensive to watch?

Because it’s pay per view.

How much did Santa's sleigh cost him?

Nothing. It was on the house.

What keeps Gouda up at night?

The Muenster under the bed!

What cereal makes fun of you but doesn't mean it? 

We tease.