#lamejokes

I studied #lamejokes in college. Majored in sighcology. #lamejoke

Counterfeit

Joey started a counterfeit currency company. It was slow at first, but now he’s making good money. #lamejoke

Kool-Aid

I remember the Kool-Aid man from the 90’s. Played baseball, right? I think he was the pitcher. #lamejoke

Addict

After years of being an addict, Joey checked himself into Waltzers Anonymous. It’s a three step program. #lamejoke

Marathon

Running a Norwegian marathon next week. It goes all the way to the Finnish line. #lamejoke

Tires

What aging tires reminisce about? The good years. #lamejoke

Owls

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because they’re Inca hoots. #lamejoke

'33

Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That has to be a record. #lamejoke

Democracy

You know a democracy has become impotent when it can no longer maintain an election. #lamejoke

English

Joey struggles with his English. He uses adverbs regularly. But prepositions? Only off and on. #lamejoke

Shriner

What one Shriner said to another Shriner at the convention? I don’t remember your name, but your fez looks familiar. #lamejoke

Painter

Everyone knows about the famous painter, Bob Ross, but few have heard about his brother Albert, who was famous for his six foot wingspan. #lamejoke

Laundry

Joey’s wife challenged him to a game of strip poker, but she just wanted to do laundry. He folded. #lamejoke

Zoom

Joey told a joke during the Zoom meeting yesterday. It wasn’t even remotely funny. #lamejoke

Soup

You’ve heard of alphabet soup, right? Now get ready for Times New Ramen. #lamejoke

Phone

Just when you think that vegetables don’t have a phone, onion rings. #lamejoke

Music

Joey’s dog shows that she likes classical music by Wagner tail. #lamejoke

Cosmetic

Joey’s not saying that cosmetic surgery cured his depression, but it definitely put a smile on his face. #lamejoke

Beatles

It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the underwater vehicle in that song green. That would’ve been sublime. #lamejoke

Grouch

I think I know why Oscar is such a grouch - Irritable Bowel Syndrome. He spends all his time in the can. #lamejoke

Horseradish

Do you like horseradish? Yay or neigh? #lamejoke

Bees

Even though I already had little houses for four bee swarms, when a new swarm of bees arrived, I was very excited. I gave them a hive five. #lamejoke

Bugs

Then there was the one about this guy who rented out a pair of bugs. He was the lessor of two weevils. #lamejoke

Dentist

Be kind to your dentist. They have fillings too. #lamejoke

Dumpling

I went to a dumpling restaurant the other day, but all the lights were really bright so I asked the waiter to dim sum. #lamejoke

Orcas

You know what’s great about orcas? They do a killer whale impersonation. #lamejoke

Door

I ran into the screen door. Fortunately, I wasn’t injured, but I did strain myself. #lamejoke