Someone just threw some mayo at me. What the Hellman!?! #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Friday, May 3, 2024
Thursday, May 2, 2024
Factory
My wife works in a factory that makes action figures of The Nanny. She got the job to make new Frans. #lamejoke
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Wimbledon
Wimbledon will now offer “quiet” tennis for those with noise sensitivity. Same game but without the racket. #lamejoke
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Monday, April 29, 2024
Sunday, April 28, 2024
Crowbars
Did you know that before crowbars were invented, crows just had to stay at home to drink? #lamejoke
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Leather
Leather is rated based upon its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides rated "A". But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" Hide rated. #lamejoke
Friday, April 26, 2024
Thursday, April 25, 2024
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Puppets
Got a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone interested in taking them off my hands? #lamejoke
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Daughter
Joey’s daughter had a baby boy and named him Griffin. I suggested that she put a sign up on the entrance to his room. Griffin Door. She huffled and puffed. #lamejoke
Monday, April 22, 2024
Sunday, April 21, 2024
Bees
I asked for 12 bees. The beekeeper gave me 13. When I asked him why, he said it was a freebie. #lamejoke
Saturday, April 20, 2024
Salads
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the "dry" side. It's definitely something that needs addressing. #lamejoke
Friday, April 19, 2024
Guitar
Later today I will be giving you one of the important lessons in learning how to play guitar. Stay tuned…. #lamejoke