Yellowstone

 I’m working on a joke about Yellowstone National Park. You geyser gonna love it. #lamejoke

Sausage

I just found a great website to get sausage online! I’ll send you a link. #lamejoke 

Knowledge

Knowledge is power. France is bacon. #lamejoke 

Dictionary

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. #lamejoke 

Star Wars

Star Wars. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm. #lamejoke 

Windy

Yesterday was very windy. Joey told me something about pissing and wind. I couldn’t remember what it was. But it’s coming back to me now. #lamejoke

Vegetables

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. That’s not nececelery true. #lamejoke 

Movies

What the movies “The Sixth Sense” and “Titanic” have in common? Icy dead people. #lamejoke 

Password

I just realized that "fortnight" is a lousy password. It's too weak. #lamejoke 

Dentist

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was accidental. #lamejoke 

Brides

If the surge in interest in mail-order brides shows anything, it's that you can't buy love. But, you can buy avowal. #lamejoke 

Deodorant

So I bought a deodorant stick today. Instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. Now, I can hardly walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely! #lamejoke

Mayo

Someone just threw some mayo at me. What the Hellman!?! #lamejoke

Factory

My wife works in a factory that makes action figures of The Nanny. She got the job to make new Frans. #lamejoke

Wimbledon

Wimbledon will now offer “quiet” tennis for those with noise sensitivity. Same game but without the racket. #lamejoke