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Larry LaPrise

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 83. The most traumatic part both for his family and the funeral home was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started.... #lamejoke

I have the best skin care routine. It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize. #lamejoke

Let me begin by telling you a little bit about myself. It's a reflective pronoun that means "me". #lamejoke

I bought my grandchildren some crayons recently. They make my kin scrawl. #lamejoke

Joey once lived a stone's throw away from a family that all died of mysterious head injuries. #lamejoke

Chopped pickles relish their days off. #lamejoke

The bird feeder in the backyard is empty. I'm anticipating some nasty tweets. #lamejoke

I'm having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league. Good players are hard to find. #lamejoke

It costs a Quid each to go to Hogwarts. #lamejoke