The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

A shuttle full of Elvis impersonators crashed in Las Vegas yesterday. No one was hurt, but they were all shook up. #lamejoke

The local university has spent 200 years researching roaming cattle. This year they’re celebrating their bisontennial. #lamejoke

What you get if you cross a sheep with a cow? One odd looking animal that is always in a baaaaah-d mooooo-d!! #lamejoke 

And then there was the one about the cannibal wedding where they toasted the bride and groom. #lamejoke

I enjoyed the fireworks last night. They were the highlight of the evening. #lamejoke

They welcome new members at nudist colonies with bear hugs. #lamejoke

I almost posted a joke here about margarine. But then I realized I could do butter. #lamejoke

Sarah left a can of Pepsi on a fence railing at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That’s where Sarah’s soda is. #lamejoke

Be advised that when you tour a cookie factory, you’ll be asked to sign a wafer. #lamejoke

Captain Hook, the pirate, went to a dermatologist to examine suspicious moles on his neck. "They're benign," the doctor assure...

I'm reading a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction. #lamejoke

When I saw a police officer wearing a pilots uniform, I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops. #l...

The coolest guy in the hospital is the hip replacement doctor. #lamejoke

My best friend once lived in a houseboat moored next to my houseboat. Eventually we drifted apart. #lamejoke

On my lunch-break I strolled over to the London Dungeon's new torture rack exhibit. Just to stretch my legs. #lamejoke