The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day

I had the most surreal commute of my life yesterday. I was driving behind a speeding ambulance when I noticed a small stainless-steel cooler...

Tried to park my car up in a residential area. One of the people that lived there shouted over to me, “You can’t park here unless you have a...

What you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player?  A tattoo. #lamejoke

Oscar Wilde once bragged that he could come up with a pun for any subject. One of his friends, thinking Wilde wouldn't risk offending ro...

Found out that our car has a rash. The mechanic told me it was an autoimmune disorder.  #lamejoke  

Our local flasher, Pervy Pete, was considering retiring after 40 years, but he decided to stick it out for another six months.  #lamejoke

Our cat loves stormy weather. When it rains, it purrs.  #lamejoke

A friend asked me if I can tie a piece of rope. I said that I can knot.  #lamejoke

My buddy was telling me about his new hobby of photographing salmon in different outfits.  He said that it’s as easy as shooting fish in app...

I’ve written a song about a locksmith. There’s a lovely key change at the end.  #lamejoke

Thousands of years ago, some stray dogs wandered into the Australian outback looking for food. It dingo so well.  #lamejoke

Joey makes Möbius strips for living. It’s a strange way to make ends meet. #lamejoke

Back when I cooked more often, I never really understood roux. Ahhh, the pot thickens…. #lamejoke

The food that weighs less than two tons? Wonton. #lamejoke

I got an imaginary abacus for my birthday. I guess it's the thought that counts. #lamejoke