A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe....
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just
sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old
cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy
reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning
it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and
notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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