A woman rushes to see her doctor,
looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off, "Doctor, take a
look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the
mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all
wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I
had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me,
Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a
couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one
thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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