Joey finally took his driving test yesterday. He got 8 out of 10. The other two guys jumped clear. #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Sunday, May 19, 2024
Saturday, May 18, 2024
Tibia
They're currently excavating the world's largest dinosaur tibia. Apparently, it's a real shindig. #lamejoke
Friday, May 17, 2024
Yellowstone
I’m working on a joke about Yellowstone National Park. You geyser gonna love it. #lamejoke
Thursday, May 16, 2024
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
Tuesday, May 14, 2024
Dictionary
I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. #lamejoke
Monday, May 13, 2024
Sunday, May 12, 2024
Windy
Yesterday was very windy. Joey told me something about pissing and wind. I couldn’t remember what it was. But it’s coming back to me now. #lamejoke
Saturday, May 11, 2024
Vegetables
Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. That’s not nececelery true. #lamejoke
Friday, May 10, 2024
Thursday, May 9, 2024
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Tuesday, May 7, 2024
Brides
If the surge in interest in mail-order brides shows anything, it's that you can't buy love. But, you can buy avowal. #lamejoke
Saturday, May 4, 2024
Deodorant
So I bought a deodorant stick today. Instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. Now, I can hardly walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely! #lamejoke
Friday, May 3, 2024
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