Kool-Aid

I remember the Kool-Aid man from the 90’s. Played baseball, right? I think he was the pitcher. #lamejoke

Addict

After years of being an addict, Joey checked himself into Waltzers Anonymous. It’s a three step program. #lamejoke

Marathon

Running a Norwegian marathon next week. It goes all the way to the Finnish line. #lamejoke

Tires

What aging tires reminisce about? The good years. #lamejoke

Owls

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because they’re Inca hoots. #lamejoke

'33

Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That has to be a record. #lamejoke

Democracy

You know a democracy has become impotent when it can no longer maintain an election. #lamejoke

English

Joey struggles with his English. He uses adverbs regularly. But prepositions? Only off and on. #lamejoke

Shriner

What one Shriner said to another Shriner at the convention? I don’t remember your name, but your fez looks familiar. #lamejoke

Painter

Everyone knows about the famous painter, Bob Ross, but few have heard about his brother Albert, who was famous for his six foot wingspan. #lamejoke

Laundry

Joey’s wife challenged him to a game of strip poker, but she just wanted to do laundry. He folded. #lamejoke

Zoom

Joey told a joke during the Zoom meeting yesterday. It wasn’t even remotely funny. #lamejoke

Soup

You’ve heard of alphabet soup, right? Now get ready for Times New Ramen. #lamejoke

Phone

Just when you think that vegetables don’t have a phone, onion rings. #lamejoke

Music

Joey’s dog shows that she likes classical music by Wagner tail. #lamejoke