Grouch

I think I know why Oscar is such a grouch - Irritable Bowel Syndrome. He spends all his time in the can. #lamejoke

Horseradish

Do you like horseradish? Yay or neigh? #lamejoke

Bees

Even though I already had little houses for four bee swarms, when a new swarm of bees arrived, I was very excited. I gave them a hive five. #lamejoke

Bugs

Then there was the one about this guy who rented out a pair of bugs. He was the lessor of two weevils. #lamejoke

Dentist

Be kind to your dentist. They have fillings too. #lamejoke

Dumpling

I went to a dumpling restaurant the other day, but all the lights were really bright so I asked the waiter to dim sum. #lamejoke

Orcas

You know what’s great about orcas? They do a killer whale impersonation. #lamejoke

Door

I ran into the screen door. Fortunately, I wasn’t injured, but I did strain myself. #lamejoke

Cher

They tried to knight Cher. It didn’t go well. She melted down. Turns out it was a bad idea to try to make Cher noble. #lamejoke

Rolls

I love synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make. #lamejoke

Rooster

A local farmer replaced his rooster with a duck. Now he gets up at the quack of dawn. #lamejoke

Island

Did you know that despite the name, there are no canaries on Canary Island? It's the same with the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either. #lamejoke

Engaged

Joey has been engaged over five times but never married. That’s a lot of near Mrs. #lamejoke

Hinges

If anyone knows how to repair broken hinges, my door is always open. #lamejoke

Origami

Joey made it to the Origami Nationals. He folded under pressure. #lamejoke