Magician

A well known magician visited our town and made the exhibition center disappear… now museum, now you don’t. #lamejoke

Pisa

The tower in Pisa was fine until the bank put a lien on it. #lamejoke 

Pickle

The world’s largest pickle is going to be displayed at the annual carnival this year.  Many residents don’t understand what all the hype is about, while others say it’s a big dill. #lamejoke

Propeller

Did you hear the one about the woman at the airport who backed into a spinning propeller? Disaster. #lamejoke

Mashed

We’ve been calling them mashed potatoes this whole time when we could have been calling them patétoes. #lamejoke

Soup

A local restaurant made a soup stock out of nitrogen and oxygen. Critics are calling it a broth of fresh air. #lamejoke

Twins

When Joey’s twins were being delivered, his daughter was born at five to midnight, but his son didn’t follow right away. The doctor said, “Don’t worry. The son will come out, tomorrow.” #lamejoke

Baby

The baby habanero put on a jacket because he was a little chili. #lamejoke

Ghost

The type of pants a ghost hunter wears? Just a paranormal jeans. #lamejoke

Drinking

Joey started to write a drinking song, but he got confused after the first few bars. #lamejoke

Cabbage

I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail. I even hurled a bag of carrots but nothing would stop it. I fought the slaw and the slaw won. #lamejoke

Seed

The price of bird seed is up, but it’s still cheap. #lamejoke

forecasting

I won the gold medal at a weather forecasting event yesterday, Beat the raining champion. #lamejoke

Mystic

What all mystic bakers search for? The philosopher’s scone. #lamejoke

Singer

How you turn a duck into a 1970’s Soul Singer? Put it into the oven until its bill withers. #lamejoke