Cross

What you get if you cross a sheep with a cow? One odd looking animal that is always in a baaaaah-d mooooo-d!! #lamejoke 

And then there was the one about the cannibal wedding where they toasted the bride and groom. #lamejoke

Fireworks

I enjoyed the fireworks last night. They were the highlight of the evening. #lamejoke

Nudist

They welcome new members at nudist colonies with bear hugs. #lamejoke

Margarine

I almost posted a joke here about margarine. But then I realized I could do butter. #lamejoke

Pepsi

Sarah left a can of Pepsi on a fence railing at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That’s where Sarah’s soda is. #lamejoke

Cookie

Be advised that when you tour a cookie factory, you’ll be asked to sign a wafer. #lamejoke

Moles

Captain Hook, the pirate, went to a dermatologist to examine suspicious moles on his neck. "They're benign," the doctor assured the Captain. “Argh,” said Hook. “Check again doc. I counted, there be ten!” #lamejoke

Sandpaper

I'm reading a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction. #lamejoke

Uniform

When I saw a police officer wearing a pilots uniform, I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops. #lamejoke

Hospital

The coolest guy in the hospital is the hip replacement doctor. #lamejoke

Houseboat

My best friend once lived in a houseboat moored next to my houseboat. Eventually we drifted apart. #lamejoke

Torture

On my lunch-break I strolled over to the London Dungeon's new torture rack exhibit. Just to stretch my legs. #lamejoke

Song

I have a song in my show about the combination for my safe. It’s the opening number. #lamejoke

You should never buy a boat retail. It’s better to buy them hull sail. #lamejoke