A guy I met told me his friend Jack was the inventor of hot tubs. I said, “Jack, who’s he?” #lamejoke
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Monday, May 11, 2026
Sunday, May 10, 2026
Beethoven
When Beethoven was a kid, everyone told him he could never be a composer. But did he listen?!?! #lamejoke
Saturday, May 9, 2026
Birthday
For my birthday, I received a faulty calculator. It didn’t work correctly. Couldn't get the number 8 to appear. I tried four times, too! #lamejoke
Friday, May 8, 2026
Thursday, May 7, 2026
Camera
The difference between a camera and a sock? One takes photos. The other takes five toes. #lamejoke
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
Monday, May 4, 2026
Sunday, May 3, 2026
Saturday, May 2, 2026
Tavern
The difference between a tavern and an elephant’s fart? One is a barroom and the other is a BARROOM! #lamejoke
Friday, May 1, 2026
Euclid
Although it can't be proven, it's widely accepted that Euclid had a storage space at the top of his house. It’s considered axiom attic. #lamejoke
Thursday, April 30, 2026
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Aldi
I went to the Aldi grocery store yesterday to pick up a few items. I noticed they’re now selling a Humpty Dumpty toy. It comes with Aldi king’s horses and Aldi kings men. #lamejoke
Monday, April 27, 2026
Forks
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape. He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across. When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden. “Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole. Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers. “That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.” So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board. He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror. “Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?” Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!” #lamejoke