Doctor

A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded: “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Thomas is 67 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?” The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, said: “Does she still have the hiccups?” #lamejoke

Fence

How big is the average fence? Around a yard. #lamejoke

Fighting

I just read a very long article on Japanese Sword Fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you. #lamejoke

Hook

Captain Hook is in trouble. Someone please give him a hand. #lamejoke

Lassos

I didn’t choose this job assembling lassos for local cowboys. I got roped into it. #lamejoke

Scrabble

After finally winning a round of Scrabble, I stood on the game board while reciting Shakespeare. My wife asked, “Is this another one your stupid jokes?” I’m like, “No babe… it’s a play on words.” #lamejoke

Coal

Did you hear the one about the guy who hated coal? Never mined. #lamejoke

Teslas

The reason Teslas are so expensive is because they charge a lot. #lamejoke

Arabic

I thought I heard someone say hello to me in Arabic. Turns out it was a false Salaam. #lamejoke

Lettuce

The government just shut down a farm after receiving a tip that they were splicing human and lettuce DNA. Once on the scene, they found human romaines. #lamejoke

Guitar

If you want to know how to sound good when playing a guitar, stay tuned.... #lamejoke

Crackers

I returned my box of Animal Crackers. The seal was broken. #lamejoke

Brother

Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around. She rolled her eyes and said, “Seriously?” I’m like, “Oh… you’ve heard of him!” #lamejoke

Salons

Nail salons are making a fortune these days. There’s a lot of money changing hands. #lamejoke

Meat

I know a place where you can buy dog meat cheap! It’s sold by the pound. #lamejoke