Door

I ran into the screen door. Fortunately, I wasn’t injured, but I did strain myself. #lamejoke

Cher

They tried to knight Cher. It didn’t go well. She melted down. Turns out it was a bad idea to try to make Cher noble. #lamejoke

Rolls

I love synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make. #lamejoke

Rooster

A local farmer replaced his rooster with a duck. Now he gets up at the quack of dawn. #lamejoke

Island

Did you know that despite the name, there are no canaries on Canary Island? It's the same with the Virgin Islands. No canaries there either. #lamejoke

Engaged

Joey has been engaged over five times but never married. That’s a lot of near Mrs. #lamejoke

Hinges

If anyone knows how to repair broken hinges, my door is always open. #lamejoke

Origami

Joey made it to the Origami Nationals. He folded under pressure. #lamejoke

Stain

I once saw a 3,000 year old oil stain. Prolly came from ancient Greece. #lamejoke

Doctor

A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded: “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Thomas is 67 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?” The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up, said: “Does she still have the hiccups?” #lamejoke

Fence

How big is the average fence? Around a yard. #lamejoke

Fighting

I just read a very long article on Japanese Sword Fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you. #lamejoke

Hook

Captain Hook is in trouble. Someone please give him a hand. #lamejoke

Lassos

I didn’t choose this job assembling lassos for local cowboys. I got roped into it. #lamejoke

Scrabble

After finally winning a round of Scrabble, I stood on the game board while reciting Shakespeare. My wife asked, “Is this another one your stupid jokes?” I’m like, “No babe… it’s a play on words.” #lamejoke