Phone

Just when you think that vegetables don’t have a phone, onion rings. #lamejoke

Music

Joey’s dog shows that she likes classical music by Wagner tail. #lamejoke

Cosmetic

Joey’s not saying that cosmetic surgery cured his depression, but it definitely put a smile on his face. #lamejoke

Beatles

It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the underwater vehicle in that song green. That would’ve been sublime. #lamejoke

Grouch

I think I know why Oscar is such a grouch - Irritable Bowel Syndrome. He spends all his time in the can. #lamejoke

Horseradish

Do you like horseradish? Yay or neigh? #lamejoke

Bees

Even though I already had little houses for four bee swarms, when a new swarm of bees arrived, I was very excited. I gave them a hive five. #lamejoke

Bugs

Then there was the one about this guy who rented out a pair of bugs. He was the lessor of two weevils. #lamejoke

Dentist

Be kind to your dentist. They have fillings too. #lamejoke

Dumpling

I went to a dumpling restaurant the other day, but all the lights were really bright so I asked the waiter to dim sum. #lamejoke

Orcas

You know what’s great about orcas? They do a killer whale impersonation. #lamejoke

Door

I ran into the screen door. Fortunately, I wasn’t injured, but I did strain myself. #lamejoke

Cher

They tried to knight Cher. It didn’t go well. She melted down. Turns out it was a bad idea to try to make Cher noble. #lamejoke

Rolls

I love synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make. #lamejoke

Rooster

A local farmer replaced his rooster with a duck. Now he gets up at the quack of dawn. #lamejoke