Giraffe

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. A few hours pass and they decide it's time to finish up. They're extremely drunk and they stand up to leave but the giraffe falls over and passes out. The man staggers to the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man stops and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!" #lamejoke

Fighter

I think I saw a French fighter plane. Prolly just a mirage. #lamejoke

Disagreement

If you’re having a disagreement with a religious leader, don’t try to argue with him yourself. Fight friar with friar. #lamejoke

Lazy

Joey hates it when his wife gets angry at him for being lazy. It’s not like he did anything. #lamejoke

Hunting

If you're looking for a new hobby, blindfolded hunting is incredibly underrated. You don’t know what you’re missing. #lamejoke

Aliens

Aliens abducted Joey and forced him to wash his hands, clean his room, and eat his vegetables. Turns out he wasn’t on a spaceship, he was on the mothership. #lamejoke

Elephant

My balloon elephant was too big to fit in the backseat of my car, so I popped it in the trunk. #lamejoke

Cannibal

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who loved children? He just adored the platter of little feet. #lamejoke

Elvis

A shuttle full of Elvis impersonators crashed in Las Vegas yesterday. No one was hurt, but they were all shook up. #lamejoke

University

The local university has spent 200 years researching roaming cattle. This year they’re celebrating their bisontennial. #lamejoke

Cross

What you get if you cross a sheep with a cow? One odd looking animal that is always in a baaaaah-d mooooo-d!! #lamejoke 

And then there was the one about the cannibal wedding where they toasted the bride and groom. #lamejoke

Fireworks

I enjoyed the fireworks last night. They were the highlight of the evening. #lamejoke

Nudist

They welcome new members at nudist colonies with bear hugs. #lamejoke

Margarine

I almost posted a joke here about margarine. But then I realized I could do butter. #lamejoke