Cargo

Cargo space? Car no do that. Car go road. #lamejoke 

Pavlov

Pavlov walked into a hotel and rang the bell to summon the front desk clerk. He then snapped his fingers in frustration and said, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs.’ #lamejoke 

Airplane

What you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationary. #lamejoke

Wines

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh. #lamejoke

Ceiling

I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo. #lamejoke

Shakespeare

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard. #lamejoke

Snails

I saw two snails fighting. They were really slugging it out. #lamejoke

Saul

My friend, Saul, is a chef whose signature dish combines meat and fruit. It’s called Saul’s berry steak. #lamejoke

Meat

I found a place to buy dog meat. They sell it by the pound. #lamejoke

Railroad

I was gonna post a railroad joke today, but I lost my train of thought. #lamejoke

Elephant

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory,” commented the giraffe. “Yes,” said the elephant, “turtle recall.” #lamejoke

Hippopotamus

The hippopotamus was criticizing his son for the same mistakes he made at that age. It seems to me to be rather hippo critical. #lamejoke

Birthday

A pirate’s favorite thing at a birthday party? Da Balloons. #lamejoke 

Flat

I was changing a flat tire when it fell on my foot. Now I need a tow. #lamejoke

Inventor

A guy I met told me his friend Jack was the inventor of hot tubs. I said, “Jack, who’s he?” #lamejoke