Coffee

Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation. It was an unfair vote. There were absent tea ballots. #lamejoke

Knock

Dad-Knock knock. Son-Who's there? Dad-Hike. Son- Hike who? 

Unsuspecting son 

Dad waiting with bated breath 

Sets the perfect trap #lamejoke

Sushi

I thought I'd been stung by a wasp while eating sushi. Turned out it wasabi. #lamejoke

Temperature

The internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Luke warm. #lamejoke

Son

My son once asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, then said, “And Tigger?” #lamejoke

Lost

As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice. #lamejoke

#lamejokes

I studied #lamejokes in college. Majored in sighcology. #lamejoke

Counterfeit

Joey started a counterfeit currency company. It was slow at first, but now he’s making good money. #lamejoke

Kool-Aid

I remember the Kool-Aid man from the 90’s. Played baseball, right? I think he was the pitcher. #lamejoke

Addict

After years of being an addict, Joey checked himself into Waltzers Anonymous. It’s a three step program. #lamejoke

Marathon

Running a Norwegian marathon next week. It goes all the way to the Finnish line. #lamejoke

Tires

What aging tires reminisce about? The good years. #lamejoke

Owls

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because they’re Inca hoots. #lamejoke

'33

Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That has to be a record. #lamejoke

Democracy

You know a democracy has become impotent when it can no longer maintain an election. #lamejoke