Wizard

A guy dressed as a wizard told me he’d slowly turn me into a loaf of bread. I laughed, but now I’m starting to wonder. #lamejoke

Monsters

Are monsters good at math? No, not unless you Count Dracula. #lamejoke 

Film

I got cast in the film about a bakery. It’s not a huge part, just a small roll. #lamejoke

Knighted

"The number after nine must be knighted," said Tim certainly. #lamejoke

Nana

Joey has a bad stutter. When he tried to tell me his Nana died, I started singing the Batman theme with him. #lamejoke

Peas

I opened a bag of frozen peas and few rolled onto the floor. I guess they were escapeas. #lamejoke

Billboard

A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?” #lamejoke 

Singer

The singer that can never decide if he is human or bovine? Roy or bison. #lamejoke

Cargo

Cargo space? Car no do that. Car go road. #lamejoke 

Pavlov

Pavlov walked into a hotel and rang the bell to summon the front desk clerk. He then snapped his fingers in frustration and said, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs.’ #lamejoke 

Airplane

What you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationary. #lamejoke

Wines

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh. #lamejoke

Ceiling

I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo. #lamejoke

Shakespeare

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard. #lamejoke

Snails

I saw two snails fighting. They were really slugging it out. #lamejoke