Democracy

You know a democracy has become impotent when it can no longer maintain an election. #lamejoke

English

Joey struggles with his English. He uses adverbs regularly. But prepositions? Only off and on. #lamejoke

Shriner

What one Shriner said to another Shriner at the convention? I don’t remember your name, but your fez looks familiar. #lamejoke

Painter

Everyone knows about the famous painter, Bob Ross, but few have heard about his brother Albert, who was famous for his six foot wingspan. #lamejoke

Laundry

Joey’s wife challenged him to a game of strip poker, but she just wanted to do laundry. He folded. #lamejoke

Zoom

Joey told a joke during the Zoom meeting yesterday. It wasn’t even remotely funny. #lamejoke

Soup

You’ve heard of alphabet soup, right? Now get ready for Times New Ramen. #lamejoke

Phone

Just when you think that vegetables don’t have a phone, onion rings. #lamejoke

Music

Joey’s dog shows that she likes classical music by Wagner tail. #lamejoke

Cosmetic

Joey’s not saying that cosmetic surgery cured his depression, but it definitely put a smile on his face. #lamejoke

Beatles

It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the underwater vehicle in that song green. That would’ve been sublime. #lamejoke

Grouch

I think I know why Oscar is such a grouch - Irritable Bowel Syndrome. He spends all his time in the can. #lamejoke

Horseradish

Do you like horseradish? Yay or neigh? #lamejoke

Bees

Even though I already had little houses for four bee swarms, when a new swarm of bees arrived, I was very excited. I gave them a hive five. #lamejoke

Bugs

Then there was the one about this guy who rented out a pair of bugs. He was the lessor of two weevils. #lamejoke