Hook

Captain Hook is in trouble. Someone please give him a hand. #lamejoke

Lassos

I didn’t choose this job assembling lassos for local cowboys. I got roped into it. #lamejoke

Scrabble

After finally winning a round of Scrabble, I stood on the game board while reciting Shakespeare. My wife asked, “Is this another one your stupid jokes?” I’m like, “No babe… it’s a play on words.” #lamejoke

Coal

Did you hear the one about the guy who hated coal? Never mined. #lamejoke

Teslas

The reason Teslas are so expensive is because they charge a lot. #lamejoke

Arabic

I thought I heard someone say hello to me in Arabic. Turns out it was a false Salaam. #lamejoke

Lettuce

The government just shut down a farm after receiving a tip that they were splicing human and lettuce DNA. Once on the scene, they found human romaines. #lamejoke

Guitar

If you want to know how to sound good when playing a guitar, stay tuned.... #lamejoke

Crackers

I returned my box of Animal Crackers. The seal was broken. #lamejoke

Brother

Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around. She rolled her eyes and said, “Seriously?” I’m like, “Oh… you’ve heard of him!” #lamejoke

Salons

Nail salons are making a fortune these days. There’s a lot of money changing hands. #lamejoke

Meat

I know a place where you can buy dog meat cheap! It’s sold by the pound. #lamejoke

Soup

When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels. Why? Sometimes. #lamejoke

Confusing

The United States can be confusing. It just doesn’t make cents anymore. #lamejoke

King

Why Istanbul doesn’t have a king? Because they can’t stand a noble. #lamejoke