A big shot attorney had to spend a
couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses
because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the
hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who
could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to
take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he
finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but
for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another
round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his
behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the
thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on
her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past
his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confessed....
"Not with a carnation."
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