Monday, March 23, 2015

A guy raises his glass and toasts his girlfriend. "May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you're dead!" 

"What's that mean?" 

"That is an authentic Irish toast." 

"Oh. In that case, here's to bread, eggs, and cinnamon." 

"Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What's that?" 

"That's French toast."

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