When my best friend retired, he needed something to keep him busy. Being of good voice, he decided to join a choir. His wife, suspecting he was doing this just to meet younger women, agreed, but just as long as it was an all male group.

After an extensive search he found the only all male choir in the state. This group was constantly trying to recruit new members. In addition, it had a strange philosophy about keeping the voice healthy — they believed that consumption of a certain brand of diet soda and a particular fruit were very necessary for them to continue singing well.

Not surprisingly, they call themselves “The More Men Tab And Apple Choir.”