A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring out the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "Just hit the stupid ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse and I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," says the partner. "There's no way you can hit her from here..."