Hymns

A small church was raising funds for a new piano. On Sunday, the pastor said, “Whoever gives the most money today for the offering can pick out three hymns.” So they passed the basket around and the pastor saw a $100 bill in there. He said “Looks like we have a winner! Whoever gave the $100 bill can come to the front and select three hymns.”An 80 year old woman got up, walked to the front, and, pointing her finger at the congregation, said, “I’ll take him, him, and him!“ #lamejoke