This therapist had a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. 

So he tested it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raised their hands, each of them grinning widely. 

“Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raised their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. 

“Once a month?” A few hands tepidly went up. Then he asked, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumped up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. 

The therapist was shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asked, “why are you so happy?”

The man yelled, “Today’s the day!”