Anteater walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I get ya, fella? You look like a whiskey guy." 

Anteater says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooo."

Bartender says, "Hmmm. Well how about tequila?" 

Anteater says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooo."

Bartender says, "Well, then can I get you a beer?" 

Anteater says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooo."

Bartender says, "Why the long nose?"