The boss called Joey into the office.

"We both know you're not the brightest spark here, Joey," he said, "but over the last five years you've never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand new car sound?"

"Vrooom, vroooom," Joey replied.

My boss called me into his office today. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years you’ve never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand new car sound?” “Vrooom! Vrooooom!” I replied.

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