A man
returns home a
day early from
a business
trip. It's
after
midnight.While
en route home,
he asks the
cabby if he
would be a
witness.
The man
suspects his
wife is having
an affair, and
he wants to
catch her in
the act. For
$100, the
cabby agrees.
Quietly
arriving home,
the husband
and cabby tip
toe into the
bedroom.
The
husband
switches on
the lights,
yanks the
blanket back
and there is
his wife in
bed with
another man!
The
husband puts a
gun to the
naked man's
head.
The
wife shouts, "Don't do it!
I lied when I
told you I
inherited
money.
HE
paid for the
Porsche I gave
you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your Miami Heat season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your African safari and 4 x 4. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking
his head from
side-to-side,
the husband
lowers the
gun.
He
looks over at
the cabby and
says, "What
would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover him
with that
blanket before
he catches a
cold."
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Saturday, January 31, 2015
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