There was a wealthy business man who thought so much of himself that, in light of the recent news about the sheep cloning, decided to have himself cloned. 

Unfortunately, the clone did not have this man's personality and was, in fact, incredibly vulgar. 

Not being able to tell them apart, people began to react terribly to the original man because the clone was so awful. 

Finally, the man couldn't stand it anymore. He took the clone and pushed him off a cliff but there were witnesses and he was immediately arrested for "making an obscene clone fall."