When Molly went with her stepdaughter to visit a prestigious university, their student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. The guide told them that the professors were the best in the world, and she recommended that Molly's stepdaughter apply early to improve her chances for admission. "We get so many applicants," she boasted, "because of the stature of the school." 

After the tour, Molly asked the guide, "So, why did you choose this school?" 

"Oh," she replied matter-of-factly, "my boyfriend goes here."