There were these three guys talking in the tavern. Two of them were talking about the amount of control have over their wives, while the third remained silent.

After a while, one of the two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third guy said, "I'll tell you - just the other night my wife comes to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?"

The third guy took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed, and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"