Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louis-ville." They went on arguing and arguing until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. 

The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly." 

The waitress says, "Bur-ger-King."