Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the senior care home one day when Tom turned to the other and said, "John I'm really feeling my age today. I just hurt all over. How are you feeling?

John replied, "I feel just like a new born babe."

Tom looked at him, startled, "A new born babe, really?"

"Yep, I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."