A woman went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. 

The policeman asked for a description. 

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." 

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." 

The woman replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"