The police are called to Harvey’s house in a posh suburb – the neighbors have heard some screaming.

When the police arrive, they find Harvey’s wife Sadie standing over Harvey’s lifeless body holding a 6-iron in her hand. The club is still dripping with blood.

A police officer asks Sadie, “Is that your husband, ma'am?”

“Yes it is,” replies Sadie.

“And did you hit him with that golf club you’re holding, ma'am?”

“Certainly,” replies Sadie. She then drops the golf club, puts her hands over her face and begins to cry. “We only just got back from playing at a golf tournament,” she sobs.

“How many times did you hit your husband, madam?” asks the officer.

“I don't know,” replies Sadie. “Six, seven, maybe even eight times – but just put me down for a six.”