Thursday, May 17, 2012

Joe takes his visiting cousin from overseas to a baseball game. Baseball is new to the cousin, so Joe is explaining the game as it goes. 

The visiting team's pitcher throws four bad pitches, and the batter tosses his bat toward the dugout and strolls to first. 

The cousin jumps up and shouts: "Run, man, run!". 

Joe pulls him down and explains, "No, he gets to walk, he has four balls." 

His cousin jumps up and shouts: "Walk with pride, man, walk with pride!"

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