A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over and says, "So where have YOU been?"

"Why I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," say the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did indeed," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that your wife fell out of your car a few intersections back?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a moment there, I thought I'd gone deaf."