A husband was out in the backyard trying to fly a kite. The wind was a little strong and each time he would try to launch the kite, it would do a loop and dive into the ground.

His wife, who was watching his efforts from the kitchen window, opened the window and yelled to him “You need more tail!”

He looked at her and yelled back, “Every time I tell you that you tell me to ‘Go fly a kite!’”