Thick

Why the book War And Peace is so thick? It's a long story. #lamejoke 

Change

“I think I’ll change my name,” Tim said, curtly. #lamejoke

Mexican

I always order Mexican food ta co. #lamejoke

Cat

 A cat that can turn into a potato? A mewtater. #lamejoke

Reincarnation

 Reincarnation is making a comeback. #lamejoke

Florist

I think I saw Michael J. Fox at the florist. I can't be sure, though...he had his back to the fuchsias. #lamejoke

Drink

Someone brought a fruity drink mix to the office. Easy enough...just add water...but somehow it turned into a whole thing. Too many opinions, not enough cups. People argued over powder ratios like it mattered. We got thirsty. Irritable. Eventually, someone figured it out and we queued up. Anyhow, it tasted fine. It just took too long to get to the punch line. #lamejoke

Rule

If the Number 1 Rule is “what goes up, must come down”, is the Number 2 Rule “what goes in, must come out”? #lamejoke

Sandwich

Joey didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for his boss, but he was forced into sub mission. #lamejoke 

Gotham

When Bruce returned to Gotham City, crime began to Wayne. #lamejoke

Noah

One of Noah’s sons reveled the secret place where the ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said,”You Ararat.” #lamejoke 

Alcohol

They researched the effects of alcohol on walking. The results were staggering. #lamejoke

Reading

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. #lamejoke 

Swim

I took a midnight swim in one of the great lakes. It was eerie. #lamejoke

College

Joey went to clown college on a fool scholarship. #lamejoke