Sausage

I found this great place online to order sausage online. I’ll send you a link. #lamejoke

Castanets

Way back when, I met my future wife at a castanets lessons club. We just clicked. #lamejoke

Woodshop

Joey lost out on a job in a woodshop. He misunderstood when they asked for a stool sample. #lamejoke 

Washing

“I love washing clothes when the crowd stands,” Tim cheered from the bleachers. #lamejoke 

Meditation

Been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing. #lamejoke

Gunpowder

You should invest in wooden sticks and gunpowder at the same time. They are a great match. #lamejoke 

Dance

“The next dance move requires moving your tush in this pattern,” Tim assessed. #lamejoke

Sandpaper

My buddy asked me if he had to use a lower grit sandpaper for his project. I said, “Of coarse.” #lamejoke

Romantic

Joey’s girlfriend always said that he wasn’t a romantic. So he surprised her and proposed to her in a castle. You would think she would have been happy, but for the look on her face as they were bouncing around. #lamejoke 

Saturday

“Saturday is finally here,” Tim said, weakened. #lamejoke 

Toes

I saw a man who made his toes incredibly large. Impressive feat. #lamejoke 

Insect

A friend told me he chased an insect out of his house. I can't tell whether it's true or just make believe. #lamejoke

Pie

Where would you go to weigh a pie? 🎶"Somewhere over the rainbow..." 🎵#lamejoke

Trout

 What you call a trout wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. #lamejoke

Cancun

I sat on the beach in Cancun for so long, I got a Yucatan. #lamejoke