Creatures

You may have noticed that almost all small garden humanoid creatures have red hats. It’s a little gnome fact. #lamejoke 

Celebrity

The celebrity always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon. #lamejoke 

Cloning

My friend said that he doesn't understand cloning. That makes two of us. #lamejoke 

Gym

I don't mind leg day at the gym. It's just the two days after that I can't stand. #lamejoke

Eyes

What would happen if you put eyes on a tire? Wheel see…. #lamejoke

Sheet

Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bed sheet. More on this story as it unfolds. #lamejoke

People

The fact that some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can’t put into words. #lamejoke

Poet

The bankrupt poet ode everyone. #lamejoke

Telemarketers

The number of telemarketers it takes to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. #lamejoke

Fungi

You have to be very precise when identifying fungi. There’s not mushroom for error. #lamejoke

Elephant

The difference between a place where you go for drinks and an elephant passing gas? One is a bar room. The other is a BA ROOOM!!! #lamejoke

Murderer

A murderer joined our pottery class. He went on a kiln spree. #lamejoke

Competiton

I was in a tracing competition once. It ended in a draw. #lamejoke

Lazy

Joey didn’t like it when his wife told him that he was lazy. It’s not like he did anything. #lamejoke

Book

Writing a book about Big Foot will be no small feat. #lamejoke