Weatherman

Then there’s the one about the weatherman who was furious after being fired for giving too many gloomy forecasts. No more mist and ice guy. #lamejoke

Salmon

Joey has a new hobby. He takes pictures of salmon in different clothing. He calls it shooting fish in apparel. #lamejoke 

Inconsequential

It’s ok if you don’t know what the word ‘inconsequential’ means. It’s not that important. #lamejoke

Instrument

Then there was the one about the Spanish folk musician that lost his instrument in an accident. He made a maraca-less recovery. #lamejoke 

Red

Red and bad for your teeth? A brick. #lamejoke

Rainbows

Rainbows that commit crimes are sent to prism. #lamejoke

Pirates

Pirates are not born, they are berthed. #lamejoke

Baking

While I was watching an Australian baking show, the audience clapped enthusiastically when the chef made meringue. This surprised me, because Australians usually boomeringue. #lamejoke

Botox

I hear that Botox is on sale everywhere for 75% off. That deal should raise a few eyebrows. #lamejoke

Lunch

I often forget to bring my lunch to work. When I get hungry, I used to eat sheets of paper, but they tasted tearable. Now I eat Post-Its. They’re also tearable, but at least they stick with you. #lamejoke

Decay

"I haven't had any tooth decay yet," said Tim, precariously. #lamejoke

Owl

The Aztec owl didn’t know what the other two owls were saying about him - they were Inca hoots.  #lamejoke

Desire

How cats quietly tell you what they desire most – they wish purr. #lamejoke

Math

I don’t normally do math puns, but I will make one if I half two. #lamejoke

DeLorean

I love my Mitsubishi, but I’m getting a DeLorean as a second vehicle. I’ll drive it from time to time. #lamejoke