Bows

Bows are fantastic weapons. Their only drawback is the string. #lamejoke

Sister

Everybody knows about Darth Vader, but nobody knows about the rise and fall off his twin sister, Ellie Vader. #lamejoke

Rainbows

A meteorologist weighed some rainbows and found out that they're pretty light. #lamejoke

Fishhook

Ok, I'll bite. What's a fish hook? #lamejoke

Companion

Would anyone be interested in being my companion? Asking for a friend. #lamejoke 

Mirror

If you've been wondering why the mirror crossed the road, it's because it needed a place to reflect. #lamejoke

Inventors

The person who invented the merry-go-round never met the person who invented the Ferris wheel on a flight. They were always on different planes. #lamejoke 

Interview

Tomorrow is Joey's thirtieth job interview at yet another local restaurant. He can't wait. #lamejoke

Pepper

The small pepper needs a coat because he's a little chili. #lamejoke

Lindbergh

Charles Lindbergh almost crashed into the Atlantic because he flew so low. #lamejoke

Rats

According to the dictionary, rats are underrated. #lamejoke

Argument

Had this long, pointless argument with Joey as to which vowel is the most important. I won. #lamejoke

Ice

Last winter, I used an old discount card I found in my wallet to remove ice off the windshield. I only got 20% off. #lamejoke

Planning

Sure, planning is important in the hitman business. But they tell me that the real fun is in the execution. #lamejoke

Vacations

We went on one of those "once in a lifetime" vacations recently. Never doing that again. #lamejoke