Rats

According to the dictionary, rats are underrated. #lamejoke

Argument

Had this long, pointless argument with Joey as to which vowel is the most important. I won. #lamejoke

Ice

Last winter, I used an old discount card I found in my wallet to remove ice off the windshield. I only got 20% off. #lamejoke

Planning

Sure, planning is important in the hitman business. But they tell me that the real fun is in the execution. #lamejoke

Vacations

We went on one of those "once in a lifetime" vacations recently. Never doing that again. #lamejoke

Ropes

Ropes don't win races. All they do is tie. Is that funny or knot? #lamejoke

Competition

For winning a muscle loss competition, you'll prolly get atrophy. #lamejoke

Winter

Joey was going to write a long story about winter but it started getting too cold. So he just wrote a summary. #lamejoke

Son

At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son. I'm not joking! #lamejoke

Snake

Joey's wife tried to buy an exotic snake online. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves. Looks like the boa cons tricked her. #lamejoke

Kangaroo

I thought I saw a kangaroo in the forest the other day, but maybe it was just an hoptical illusion. #lamejoke

Non Sequitur

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. #lamejoke

Yes

 Why do I always say yes? I don’t know. #lamejoke

Great Expectations

I just finished reading "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I'd hoped. #lamejoke

Number

A friend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what he's up to these days…. #lamejoke