Kangaroo

I thought I saw a kangaroo in the forest the other day, but maybe it was just an hoptical illusion. #lamejoke

Non Sequitur

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. #lamejoke

Yes

 Why do I always say yes? I don’t know. #lamejoke

Great Expectations

I just finished reading "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I'd hoped. #lamejoke

Number

A friend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what he's up to these days…. #lamejoke

Owl

Another name for an owl beak? Who knows? #lamejoke

Documentary

Some terrorists wanted to film a documentary about plane hijackings. They are currently shooting the pilot. #lamejoke

Duck

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Waddle it be?" #lamejoke 

Queen

I once went to an open-air Queen concert. As it turned out, the performance was stopped half way through due to thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening…. #lamejoke

 

Surgery

Anyone contemplating back surgery should read the disc lamer. #lamejoke

Bumbershoot

The guy who invented the umbrella wanted to call it the “Brella”. But he hesitated…. #lamejoke

Bus Stop

Joey told me that he saw a werewolf behind the bus stop last night, either that, or a really hairy homeless guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked. #lamejoke

Free Ride

Help!

I need your help folks!!

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for four people? I'm still looking for two more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (June 19th) from the airport and fly to Destin, FL, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch. Then, we’ll do a flight along the coast to see the sharks and dolphins, then return to Joe's Crab shack, for dinner, then fly back home.

If interested please pm me.

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go. Serious inquiries only!! Thank you!!!

Lamp

I bought a lamp that said that, if I rubbed it, a genie would come out and grant me three wishes. But when I did it, nothing happened. Must have rubbed it the wrong way. #lamejoke

Cricket

I've heard that cricket matches can last for days. I guess there's no rest for the wicket. #lamejoke