I accidentally ate some cat food. Don't ask meow. #lamejoke

Only a nickel for an embroidered pinwheel? Good buy, crewel whirled! #lamejoke

If spinsters have lots of cats, it's prolly a pretty good indication of many paws. #lamejoke

I totally forgot that yesterday was pancake day again. It really créped up on me this year. #lamejoke

I was once in a band called Teenage Bed. We never made it. #lamejoke

Go ahead, make fun of me for not knowing what confectioners sugar is. It's fine. #lamejoke

Some students pore over their lessons, while others just give them a preflunktory glance. #lamejoke

Body shops do a bang up business. #lamejoke

I'm thinkin' that hypothetical situations could also be called whether forecasts. #lamejoke

I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head. [removed] #lamejoke

Joey started his new occupation helping to move patients around the hospital. He says that it's a rewarding job. #lamejoke

The helium balloon business is reaching new heights. Customers speak highly of it. #lamejoke

Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food was surreal. #lamejoke

At the ranch, I heard a foal neigh and thought it might be sick. They told me that it was just a little horse. #lamejoke

Where's the programmer? He went data way. #lamejoke