I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground. You know, it's not right to Kikkoman when he's down. #lamejoke

A friend just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins. Oh, gourd, was it awful.... #lamejoke

A local school abolished exams and some people were upset. They were protesting. #lamejoke

Today, I bought the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only was it terrible, it was also terrible. #lamejoke

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected. #lamejoke

I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. #lamejoke

As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down. #lamejoke

I just scream out broccoli or cauliflower, sometimes both, for no good reason. I think I might have florets.... #lamejoke

This three pack a day guy had a legless dog. Since his wife didn't like him smoking in the house, any time he needed a cigarette, he'd take the dog out for a drag. #lamejoke

You prolly want to know what's blue and not very heavy. Light blue. #lamejoke

People often ask me why I became an editor. Well, to cut a long story short.... #lamejoke

Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks. #lamejoke

It's not easy living near Mrs Potato Head. She keeps sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. #lamejoke

Home Depot wouldn't let me buy a hammer in store. They said that they have to mallet to me. #lamejoke

I managed to bake something on my first try. It was a piece of cake. #lamejoke